•
•
•

hunterchik

0

0

25

13

1526

82

349806
30
Thursday 25 May 1995

Hunterchik

Hunterchik -

Hunterchik -

Hunterchik

lovers5201

BirgitHerr...

Andrew Qui...

Plumpynou

emmyhoops

crazykid12...

2cellos

CheesiePiz...

silentnick

olpally

Hunterchik

Hunterchik

jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

9 938

3 970

Fingerlickin' good

Anonymous - 13/07/2016 04:22 - United States - Lewisville

Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML

12 258

1 766

Gunk

married to a bipedal husky - - United States - Lake Butler

Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floor. FML

10 777

1 322

Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

11 302

6 056

TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

11 276

777