Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML 39 335 4 441
taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43 Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML 33 043 7 786
FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML 57 141 5 196