•
•
•

rasengan1544

0

0

12

21

2517

778

Rasengan1544

Rasengan1544 -

Rasengan1544 -

Rasengan1544

lovers5201

IHeartGree...

JennyArnol...

trevorfoeh...

tothethink...

therocker3...

adaqugabev...

barisozdem...

codexisher...

LilsBills3...

Kami123

AnnaDeWitt

JennyArnol...

Rasengan1544

Rasengan1544

Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

53 831

10 576

Dirty mind

wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

57 493

7 221

Different strokes

chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

50 511

5 138

Not loving it

jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

21 165

39 607

noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

44 596

6 235