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Anonymous - 21/09/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she prefers to be on top because I appear skinnier than I actually am. FML

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happybirthday2me - 19/06/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML

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Jonathan Mccarthy - 03/05/2019 17:46

Today my 1 year old pulled my laptop down off the desk shattering the hard drive. No big deal I have it backed up. Plug in the back up in to find that the back up drive is corrupted. I mean it only has five years of family pictures with a 1000$ recovery price tag if I can afford it. FML

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what the actual fuck?! - 05/05/2019 20:58

Today I visit the home of my ex and his new gf. My kids will have overnight visits I wanted to see it for myself. There were beer cans cigarette butts and fast food wrappers covering the floors. The walls were brown the furniture was broken and the whole place reeked of urine. Hello court date. Fml

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TheBarker69 - 11/01/2019 02:00

Today, Ln, I had a friend over and introduced her to my dog.We thought it'd be funny to take his bark collar and see who could have it on the longest. It started spraying citronella and set the fire alarm off. My apt building was evacuated and a 80 y/o women fell down the stairs and broke her hip... FML

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