NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML 11 141 32 077
Frustrated skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML 47 839 12 102