cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML 59 228 4 007
Gas giant DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML 17 402 47 270
Congratulations Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML 51 637 5 926