Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML 18 489 39 424
MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML 25 082 46 139