soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML 33 060 5 142
tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26 Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML 8 474 83 251
Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML 23 816 44 350