•
•
•

phansmootchie

0

0

5

17

291

4

Shoreline, United States
34
Thursday 31 January 1991

Phansmootchie

I'm alive.

Phansmootchie -

Phansmootchie -

Phansmootchie

lovers5201

ladyoflaw

sdroze1389

Knigga_69

Phansmootchie

Phansmootchie

Lonely boy

Tom - 27/10/2011 20:00 - United States

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

37 912

4 822

anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:36 - Sri Lanka

Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

19 630

28 347

Family Matters

whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

152 180

8 681

Invasion

Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

84 955

6 779