MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML. 22 933 2 688
Oh no. Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30 Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML 8 425 1 674
AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11 Today, I was sitting on the couch when my cat decided that the top of my head was the perfect height to use as a springboard to get up to the cat climbing tree. She had her claws out for traction. FML 5 851 887
They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious