Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML 49 747 10 949
Kelso - 06/02/2010 18:22 - United States Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML 48 539 2 537
Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML 38 222 2 833