funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML 37 777 5 739
Health risk SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML 43 170 3 882