notsosmart - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Australia Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML 37 355 4 540
Dude! Boundaries! devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML 46 780 3 765