•
•
•

DanielleSaysHell

0

0

0

38

2279

15

Moundsville , United States

Daniellesayshell

no clue what to put here!(: so message me if you wanna talk

Daniellesayshell -

Daniellesayshell -

Daniellesayshell

lovers5201

HuntMASTER...

ClosetGirl

magicdust9...

rorex

whiteribbo...

jon_894b

Helltothen...

Imthedaddy...

Bravewolf

Red_Curls1...

littlemzob...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Daniellesayshell

Daniellesayshell

Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

40 697

4 380

laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

35 073

2 921

Size Queen

Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

70 299

14 890

GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

34 182

6 612

Anonymous - 14/11/2010 19:51 - South Africa

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

61 831

3 110