prinzess - 09/12/2010 14:20 - Germany Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML 47 256 5 920
ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML 33 614 5 864