eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML 30 658 103 538
Call the cops sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML 105 519 7 502