Never touch the Xbox Unknown - - Canada Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML 5 942 15 745
Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML 49 824 11 027
KarateKid76 - 05/12/2013 03:19 - Australia - Melbourne Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML 51 580 6 363