Ihatemyfamily - 05/09/2016 21:46 - United States - Euless Today, my brother's high school was having a soccer game against mine, and as a sign of good luck, I told him to "break a leg". He broke mine. FML 14 418 1 340
I hate my brother - 20/03/2016 18:53 - United States - Lafayette Today, I just came back from Afghanistan after a 9-month tour, and my brother asked, "How many towelheads did you kill?" He then acted offended when I smacked him upside the head. FML 24 972 2 019