Stella Grubner - 16/03/2010 06:42 Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML 30 184 4 661
kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML 34 635 2 392
Gamers, man… Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML 32 876 5 889