nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML 36 562 12 057
ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML 74 661 10 033
Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML 453 315