Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML 22 026 1 235
Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML 46 117 6 217