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Maskedaspen

The name is Emily. I'm a classic and alternative rock music junkie, and proud of it. I live on a farm in Canada, and am currenty in grade eleven. I have two horses, a standardbred and a mini. Riding is my life. I work for a moving company and my favorite season is spring. That's my story. What's yours.

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Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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10 out of 10 for originality

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

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Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden

Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML

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Boys will be boys

optimistic2628 - 19/10/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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