Smoking is so cool Burnt - - United States Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML 10 901 61 564
makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML 38 579 4 254
Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML 70 601 688 964