•
•
•

cheeky_booty

1

0

11

14

1775

21

Atl, USA
40
Tuesday 10 December 1985

Cheeky_booty

Cheeky_booty -

Cheeky_booty -

Cheeky_booty

lovers5201

foucdeg_fm...

AndreaHoff...

BettyTimmo...

BadAtPuns

mmady92

ThePaperDr...

panromanti...

hersheykis...

Dave_Davin...

Rababco

JocelynKau...

BettyTimmo...

Cheeky_booty

Cheeky_booty

The bitch is back

thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

1 291 271

143 540

Big baby

pansypup - - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

26 082

2 340

Is gift

catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

23 753

2 460

anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

39 139

4 068

Well played

stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

46 153

3 086