AkaiKitsune - 02/04/2017 14:34 Today, the cops pulled over and tried to arrest my friends for transportation of a corpse and murder. Just because you find a body in the back of a truck bed, wrapped in a blanket cocoon and apparently unresponsive, does not mean they are dead. I was very much alive, thank you very much. FML 6 373 2 422
wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML 75 999 6 744