Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML 50 432 11 759
loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML 14 941 23 822