Great, I guess Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML 58 485 8 007
DrtySnchez - 18/08/2013 09:37 - United States - Statham Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML 58 002 3 656