Time to call it quits Cooky - 14/03/2010 09:09 - United Kingdom Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML 40 469 6 739
Good question cynicalcindy - - United States Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out, "Are you having fun?" FML 15 179 50 371
peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML 89 045 27 185