By duzitickle - 04/08/2009 21:09 - United States
The Top
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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne
Brain fog
By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States
Little git
By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States
By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States
Admit you're shit
By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro
By MikaykayUnicorn - 21/09/2014 14:57 - Australia
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Okay, this is about to sound really dumb. But unless someone happened to have the same thing happen to them and happened to post it on FML the same day as I, I'm the OP. I'm unsure because of the fact that it says Australia and Anonymous. Hmm. To explain things a little more: he was totally kidding. We joke around like this a lot. I wasn't offended, until I realised I haven't received an actual compliment in years. We had been talking about how his parents normally believe that he's dating any girl he speaks to, except me. I responded by saying , "Oh, so I don't look like a girl?" I wasn't fishing for compliments, in case you were wondering. (I'd also like to say thank you to anyone who commented anything like "I bet you're beautiful". Reading the comments made my day.) I just said it as a joke. He replied, "Kind of, from the right angle." It wasn't meant to offend me, but it did make my day a pretty bad when I thought about it too much. Oh well, he didn't mean any harm. I also don't dress like a guy, and don't have a short haircut. I also wear makeup. So I don't believe I have many "manly" features.
By DBR - 23/11/2009 22:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord
Awkward silence
By Boothater - 03/04/2009 05:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 14:42 - United States - Pardeeville
Friday, baby!
By jack - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Ajaccio
By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada
Some things never change…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fresno
By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States
By julieriis - 23/12/2015 18:03 - Denmark - Hals
By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States
I just work here
By NathanA - 08/07/2013 23:54 - United States - Los Angeles
Deflection
By Quicky5_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Jasper
By zeeman2015 - 27/10/2015 13:32 - United States - Austin
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hey guys, OP here. I would like to say thanks for the support on this post. So as for breaking up, it went as smoothly as I could hope for. She was kind enough to answer all of my "but why" questions and the candy was some of our shared favorites. I guess I should have seen the breakup coming but I was in serious denial for a few months. We are still on talking terms and are separating peacefully but it doesn't suck or hurt any less.. As for why it happened on our anniversary? It wasn't really planned in any way to be on that day. it just... played out like that. I know this sounds dumb but it was the first time we had gotten to speak at length in over a month. I hope this clears up any questions.. Thanks again for the support ya'll show
By PrincessOhNo - 12/12/2016 06:10 - United States - Bronx
By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco
Recruitement hell
By nocanhaz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States
By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States
By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States
By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States
By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown
By Forever_Cursed - 28/06/2016 14:02 - United States - Palm Harbor
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Im the OP!! Glad this got accepted but to clarify some things nothing is going on in his home. She is just being a drama queen because he lives in a middle class home and I live in the suburbs . She doesn't like being there because " the demon spawns" also known as her brother and sisters are there and she is the oldest. She also doesn't have her own room at his house like she does at mines.
By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States
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haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.