By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States
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Good boy
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Knoxville
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By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville
**** off
By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide
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By whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States
Spooked
By yourmom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Screwing
By ThanksMom - 26/03/2009 18:17 - United States
By AKGrace - 21/02/2013 20:45 - United States - Wasilla
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Who knows?
By Anonymous - 08/02/2014 18:49 - United States
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By leannez - 05/12/2012 05:35 - Canada - Abbotsford
leannez tells us more.
This is OP. I approached them both long before they made they affair public. (Which they denied) But he literally sang the song to me to make sure I knew. I walked out before it was over.
By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Tampa
By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland
What ARE you doing?
By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand
By soulebelius - 07/09/2014 22:50 - United States
soulebelius tells us more.
Just a quick update from the OP: this isn't the first threat my mother gave me about this. She actually influenced my sister to have the same stance. Me and my sister worked it out, but my mom crossed the line. She brings this up when it benefits her ulterior motive to reunite the family (ain't mad at her for that), but it shouldn't be brought up while we're announcing our engagement, or introducing both families for the first time, or a casual conversation months later about us getting on the same insurance. The saddest part is... Me and the missus were planning on having only our closest immediate family. It was going to be around 10 total people. I told her she doesn't have to worry anymore: no need for them to go. Not even bitter. I just want to keep the focus on the happy couple and not use our day as a family counseling session.
By IT_4_Hire - 10/05/2009 20:41 - United States
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By forrealiluvmyslf - 13/04/2009 15:58 - United States
forrealiluvmyslf tells us more.
The date lasted 4 hours and he took me home with the intention of going home. Not fat, not ugly...His friend ended up inviting him out. I approached him at the club to say hi and kept it moving because I was with friends. I danced with a few other people, including him. He called the next day. I actually made a joke about how funny it would be if I saw him to a friend before we went out. Wasn't down about it, just thought the irony was FML-worthy --- Some of yall are cruel! lol
By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States
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By Anonymous - 24/03/2011 07:29 - Australia
Clever girl
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States
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OP here! I appreciate everyone's feedback and helpful comments! Although I make considerably less than most of my coworkers because I have only been here about 7 months, I have no room to complain. I just thought this story would make a good FML. Me and my boyfriend make a decent living on our own and this situation happened after I had to fork out some money on some unexpected expenses! I do pack my own lunch about 4 out of 5 days and have actually been working on budgeting a lot more! Even reading Dave Ramsey's Total Money Makeover.. I have definitely noticed a lot of money saved by not eating out as much as I used to!