By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis
The Top
By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States
Bad publicity
By And I'm still single - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mission Viejo
DON'T MOVE!
By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States
By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom
By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States
Romance is dead
By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States
Magic is real, OK?
By yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States
Knackered knob
By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 06:27 - Ghana
Am I being detained?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Chilliwack
By pumpkinbutt - 17/01/2010 21:08 - France
Home sweet home
By Deadcat101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg
By CollegeKID - 23/05/2012 03:27 - United States
By Insensitive - 15/04/2009 16:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland
So, this is my mom…
By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia
By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia
Beep beep!
By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe
Nightmare fuel
By TheHezzer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm
By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London
By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France
By Ginny - 30/06/2009 09:23 - Netherlands
By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 05:23 - United States
By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States
By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States
Unethical
By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 02:15 - United States
By Chilaxe - 03/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Shawnee
Chilaxe tells us more.
By tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
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Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol