By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada
The Top
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Hairy situation
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Busting makes me feel good
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Bye bye
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The language of love
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KiraK_320 tells us more.
The Three Bears Conundrum
By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States
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sadbuttru95 tells us more.
OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away
By elphi - 15/12/2012 06:11 - United States - Savanna
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OP here! #35, etc. No second date. And...I can't discuss a ongoing investigation. #2 He tried to feel me up and I walked out.I was so scared I left my purse behind. #14 He's on security camera. #4 My limit's about 700 less than he wanted, and he didn't get any of it. #8 Card was instantly cancelled.He put it back. Haven't seen him since. At least the dinner was good.
By Princeton - 22/01/2009 20:34 - United States
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Freakout
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Go, Vegan!
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Hi Honey, I'm home
By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States
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New fragrance just dropped
By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide
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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay
Stressed out
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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States
Keywords
Hi everyone, OP here (well my nickname's gonna show so I'm not sure I needed to say it, but whatever)! Thanks for all the wishes and hugs. <3 First, I saw a few people ask about the cat; she's perfectly fine! And it wasn't actually my cat, it was my mom's boyfriend's... My cat and I live in Baton Rouge in an apartment with my dad, and I had just moved in there in April, so the majority of my things were here but... I had left my memorabilia box (the cards from my grandfather, a lot of childhood books and stuffed animals, the awards, etc.) at my mom and her boyfriend's house in Denham Springs (which, to any of you fellow Louisianians, you know the entire town was flooded), and I had forgotten some of my art supplies and old sketchbooks there alongside my Xbox and Wii unfortunately.Anyway, I actually have some good news: I had submitted this before I was able to go back to the house to salvage things and so when I did manage to go through the flooded stuff (after the water receded, of course), I was able to save a lot of it! Funnily enough, my Wii had been in a plastic tub that also floated, so that was safe. I got to wring out my stuffed animals, and wash them at a laundromat, and I also managed to carefully separate the flooded cards and lay them out in the sun to dry... very happy about that! Again, thanks guys :^) and to any of you that went through the flood as well, I hope you're doing ok and that your families were safe.