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Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2025 12:00

Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML

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fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.

philopastry 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:22

Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty

thisisher 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:13

Why do FMLs like this get posted but ones that are ACTUALLY FML-worthy don't? This site is REALLY starting to go to hell.

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:16

Not an FML. Advertisers aim to make the dog food look very appetizing so owners will buy it for their dogs.

blazerbum 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:29

AN COMMERCIAL!??? are you serious... AN commercial... wow

MangyBum 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:34

An commercial

yui567 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:38

Agree with 23 and 44. Not an FML. This was the whole point of the ad.

Not2farWAY2close 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:00

I agree not rele an FML, but Have you ever tried Beggin' Bits....They're better then real bacon!

IanKasprzak123 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:09

Sounds like somebodys 300 lbs over weight

vee_baby 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:13

I saw "an commercial" and clicked YDI.

f_mylife24 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:22

This shit got through moderation and mine didn't? BAAh.

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:45

#37: My teacher never told me "h" was a vowel, either. And that's an honest story. I could go on for an hour, but I won't. You also fail for pointing out #28 as if she made a mistake when it was actually the FML with the mistake.