You wanker

dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
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j_cat187 19

Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.

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All_Blacks 2

So... you wanna tell us what was really going on.

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golong77 0

Pocket pool! O shit I scratched the eight ball!

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BloodyDraven 0

if they accused u, u should have pulled it out quickly and looked at em and said "why are you so perverted", that way they would be writing an FML instead of u

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Lbkiis 7

I'm always afraid I will get accused of doing so every time I reach into my pocket to get something.

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JRokka850 6

Playin pocket pull is frowned upon in the work place

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yuyqe 4

Would any male in your workplace complain about it? They'd just enjoy the view.

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Testing1234 25

Looks like someone has been watching you ...

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born_hustla 26

Well damn, what sort of sounds or faces do you make taking things out of your pocket?

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