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dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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Ew! How would he know what his mom looked like in that pose? O.o

Hopefully for the OP his mom is hot, but still. That's so wrong in so many ways.

does he have a MILF? that coul be a compliment

That's messed up for at least 3 reasons.

dickster 0

Whoa!!!!! Dump him immediately!!!! I hope you don't want a boyfriend that looks at his naked mom!!!!!!!

beancoinc 0

so did u give the naughty boy a spanking

tdog_ossim 0

it's funny becausehe thinks ur uglyp