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twat - 23/01/2009 06:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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Classic lineup

LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

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Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

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dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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EmDa - 21/04/2011 14:44 - India

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML

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Murphy's law

murphyslaw948 - 27/11/2019 05:00

Today, I fall for a guy after 3 years of being celibate, after he shows all the signs of being into me. Turns out, he likes my best friend who is dating another guy I liked and was just using me to compensate for her unavailability. Guess I am really a walking, talking example of Murphy's law. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Misleading

Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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Thanks for nothing

BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2009 11:49

People aren't always right for each other

Fleur_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 11:51

Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.

teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:09

better than being ugly with a fine personality that no one ever bothers to get to know.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 11:49

People aren't always right for each other

Fleur_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 11:51

Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.

llawll 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:20

lol twat.. reminds me of dane cook... that suks..

Johnathan_Doe 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:14

agreed. at least you have the looks

katzgoboom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:36

This reminds me of that one South Park, where they make fun of pretty people with no personality.

xhopefulsecretx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:00

It has happened to me, as well. I hope we have personalities, I sincerely do.

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:24

yea, personality is huge to some people.

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Saturday 9 May 2009 19:48

i judge mostly on looks.

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Friday 17 October 2014 1:29

Shallow

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:46

What a douche... We guys need to be smarter than that.. At least get to know them before you "fancy" or like them... Sorry bout it though.

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Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML

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Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

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Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML

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Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

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