You OK dude?

kvdfan - 27/08/2012 12:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
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DocBastard 38

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute! OP: No. But it IS little.

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305Miami 0

Make sure to make an Adsense account to make a little money if it does go viral :)

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iFizzgig 11

I honestly thought it was moaning youporn

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drunkandfml 11

YOUTUBE!!!! YOUTUBE!!! Nope, it's just me, guys.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Long time, no see! Welcome back :-)

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Aug1508 9

He wants to role play!!! Lol, he wants to be the girl this time.

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cameronman9 2

I don't think so

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WhyAmUHere 19

Don't listen to him. It's perfectly normal.

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lopsop 12

Mine coos back some times. I'm not crazy am I?

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perdix 29

No, that's ****** up. Singing bawdy songs of ribaldry to your penis while slapping it to the beat is perfectly normal.

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TheDrifter 23

I thought you were supposed to whistle Dixie, not sing. But, I'm a lousy singer anyhow.

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njgohard 16

Personally I prefer "Sweet Home Alabama", but to each his own, I guess.

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jwolfe50 5

You sure know how to pick them OP

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cameronman9 2

What does op mean!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!???????

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Octopus penis. #13 edited their comment after I posted. I did not copy them.

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christopherryan 0

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stephan18 23

Why does he look like an ass you ******* idiot? He wanted to know what it meant, someone has to ask! I bet quite a few FMLers learned what OP meant because he asked. Some people are patient and some ask, the patient ones learn because of people who ask.

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DocBastard 38

Christopherryan - He looks like a noob, that's all. You, however, look like an ass.

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ManInTheMachine 19

stephan18- Yes, and the intelligent ones have the common sense to use the most popular search engine of the 21st century.

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neilykins 29

I didn't know either, then I googled it...

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MissMae93 23

Obnoxious poster - kind of like you with all those unnecessary exclamation points and question marks.

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Chill_Turtle95 3

I don't know what it stands for either, but from context clues I'm assuming it's used when referring to person who wrote the FML above.

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Eiregal2 10

Welcome to the FML hate party darling!

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's an abbreviation for Stfu.

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MURIKKA 11

At least he didn't do that at the bar....

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DocBastard 38

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute! OP: No. But it IS little.

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folfg0 12

You make FMLs worth reading doc bastard.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Op's Bf: Awww, I bet you can't even stand up for me! No you can't! No you can't! Op: Unfortunately, you're right.

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RedPillSucks 31

Cooing at his penis? Was he ******* pigeons at the bar?

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andiewithlove 21

Cooing doesn't always mean a literal "coo" sound. It can also be murmuring fondly to something, like when people marvel at babies.

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emeraldisle 30

Sounds like he's having a blast by himself.

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