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WTF dude?

mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:10

You're an idiot

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:11

...god. Seriously?

spillproof 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 21:39

well, is she sexy?

SirAlan 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:09

i dnt get it! y is it ok to wolf whistle but not shout 'sexy'??? O.o

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:51

Loser. Why would you do that? Just whistle...

jollyholly414 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:29

when that happens, you turn your head and pretend it wasn't you...or you just DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!! YDI for being stupid...

AlfonzoRex 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:33

HAHAH. Oh shit I feel bad for you xD

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:51

I'm guessing you're a person who doesn't usually yell things out during class... And I'm also guessing your teacher is a woman. I had a good-looking teacher who all the boys in the class would obnoxiously flirt with, but if I were to do that, everyone would have stared. So, even though it may be a normal thing for your class, YDI, because you should know what humor you would, or would not, get away with.

star_ver 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:59

There's always one dumbass who overdoes it.

wallythedolly 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:41

oh lord.

itsnotfair 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:41

the gender of the teacher isn't mentioned... perhaps the teacher is a man? considering it says (woman) next to the ops name. just a thought?

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:13

I just assumed the teacher was a woman because a class full of girls usually isn't that obnoxious to whistle provocatively when the teacher comes in the room, and I think a straight girl would be way too timid to scream "Sexy" at a male teacher.