Wrong, just wrong

Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
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RichardPencil 30

When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!

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Weibu11 5

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

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JINXnocturnal 18

Why maple syrup? Did you run out of dessert toppings?

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Glowworm56 26

I hope you didn't then refer to her nipples as strawberries!

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, don't be surprised if next time your wife states that she's not interested in any "breakfast sausage links...."

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CRC_101 31

She just doesn't appreciate a perfect pun.

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ThrottleJockey 35

That's why I usually go with biscuits and gravy, as in she's got the biscuits and I've got the gravy.

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bigtwobah 6

"Yeah you take this sausage you hungry girl, you got a big day ahead of you"

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Dexter83aus 7

OP whilst I feel bad for you. This is the funniest thing I've read on here. Just don't ask for two stacks

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ArbiterOfFML 24

the fyl and ydi are exactly the same, for that reason I pressed both.

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jetli1234 6

I read it as male syrup ??

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