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Dunzo15 - - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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DontGive2Fox - 05/03/2019 04:00

Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML

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Dirty protest

Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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That one special feeling

Chris - 23/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML

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SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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lonelyharts86 - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

HAHAHA!!

FunWriter20 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:13

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 0:24

#128: Clearly stated within this FML, the OP says that he took a train ride into the city and was 20 minutes into the interview before it really kicked in. Even though I know nothing about how long it takes for those brownies to work, it could still be true based on your comment. Be a more thorough reader next time. Furthermore, this is a great story; I've been following the comments all day long.

wh0regasm 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:24

haha hash brownies are kickass too bad you had an interview :/

RiCAN_CUTiE23 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:29

well now you know what your roommate makes brownies from

GMSD213 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:39

#7 shut up your an idiot. noone likes you. go home. Have you ever eaten a hash brownie? The THC is concentrated 10 fold. Even the most experienced stoner would be high as ****

GMSD213 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:41

You too # 14 GOD WHY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON HERE SO ******* STUPID!!!

GMSD213 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:44

#38 your right about the first part with the oil being 80% and above. But your an idiot for saying you can get high off of eating just weed. It doesnt work. Go home. Noone likes you.