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fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

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butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

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Advice time

Anonymous - 15/02/2010 10:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

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Mad beliefs

Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

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CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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Don't wanna know

Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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Sex work is real work

thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

The day when your grandmother tells you to be a ****...

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:54

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

sugarlover1998 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:07

"Today, my grandma told me that it is okay to be a ****. FML"

Meme1988 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 10:51

Your grandma must be cool person, mine is extremely shy

annie_nk 22

Saturday 27 October 2012 11:22

Nobody noticed OP's username

annie_nk 22

Saturday 27 October 2012 11:25

I meant to put a question mark there. I hit send too fast.

KawaiiMira 1

Saturday 27 October 2012 12:42

Way to go grandma. At least she wasn't afraid to have the sex talk. Right?

amerikaninfidel 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 17:01

Pfffft, awesome grandma is awesome.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 27 October 2012 17:44

It looks like sound advice to me!

the88thpianoman 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:21

I'll give you that that must have been a very awkward conversation for you, but it sounds like grandma knows what she's talking about. It's actually pretty awesome that she's not afraid to give it to you straight.