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Why would you do that?

HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Smell good

Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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Goofball

- 09/11/2025 12:00

Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML

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mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

Pongo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:08

also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

Fox01v 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:46

i think your the poster child for FML

lololol_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:56

"I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again" You thought wrong.

kellster 2

Friday 20 March 2009 17:59

That's hot, but you were stupid about it. Lock the door, make sure it's actually your girlfriend's underwear, and don't have sex at people's parents' houses.

EFFyourlifecait 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:01

NUMBER 23 LOL

Nilorac 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:02

That's gross. Both the idea of wearing her underwear and the fact that you took her mom's panties.

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Friday 16 May 2014 5:31

Her Mom's DIRTY panties... WTF.. Lol

bulburt 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:04

If the mom was hot, i dont think it would be that gross at all.

SurpriseButtseks 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:19

Why do you all assume this is a guy? There aren't really any clues that prove this wasn't a lesbian couple. I'm sure a mom would still be freaked out if she walked in on her daughters friend/girlfriend messing with her panties.