Miscellaneous Why so serious?

Why so serious?

wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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:)) - 22/04/2010 17:37 - Greece

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

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oaksac191 - 26/10/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

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Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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Anonymous - 01/05/2021 20:01

Today, I was at the dentist and got laughing gas to lessen the anxiety I get from the numbing shots. When I was good and "relaxed", an assistant leaned real close and said, "Open wide." I just stared back at her and widened my eyes. She had to clarify she was talking about my mouth. Duh. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:07

Punch her in the face then yell "why so serious!?!?"

Gourmet_Taco 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:03

Cosmetic dentistry is advancing.

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:39

Your closed-mouth "smile" probably looks like Heath Ledger's crazed Joker smirk. You ought to smile wide and pay them triple to Photoshop out your meth mouth.

acquiesce 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:52

Thumbs up x100.

evildemonchild 18

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:03

He lives, anyways either your photographer is a moron or I'm just crazy 0.o but now I'm wondering how you smile ?

Legendslayer222 26

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:41

Put away that psycho grin, OP.

TBMFan 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:16

That's. Not. Funny. --

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:29

Actually, I was reminded of that episode of "The IT Crowd" where Roy makes a girl who is obsessed with him cry and she looks like The Joker. It's a British sitcom I found on Netflix and it is fantastic. It cracks me up frequently.

lizzieislovely 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:56

Best episode EVER. Possibly second to the Countdown one...

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:53

Lizzie, it would be hard to argue with you. That show is of such high quality, it's really hard to rank the episodes. Roy and the calendar (boss-eyed), Peter File, Douglas' trial, bunking off, the Red Door...I find it hard to stop. Did the fifth season ever come out?

sparklecherry 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:28

No one cares.

sxe_beast 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:45

Blah, blah. You're an idiot.

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:36

The spaceology one ranks up there pretty high too i suppose... 5th series has been recommissioned but no sign of it yet. I think i read it could be the last one too :(

blackarrow_fml 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:17

please tell me others were thinking of Sheldon Cooper, from *that* big bang theory episode where he ends up looking like the joker. Cracked me up SO badly.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:24

Yes, but the Joker's father took a knife to his face and slit a smile into it.

TodaySuxx 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:28

If you were getting your picture taken for your passport...you're not supposed to smile. =/

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:35

*death stare*

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:37

*death stare*

tylenol123 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:44

The only fun rime i ever got a pic taken was for my debit card. The lady made funny ass jokes about it And let me retry like a dozen imes. Till wasnt good tho lol