"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 296 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 981 You deserved it 6 547
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 351 You deserved it 302
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 85
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 480 You deserved it 6 837
Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 586 You deserved it 2 561
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 490 You deserved it 323
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute