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willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Wuuut - 30/10/2025 09:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML

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Brave - 06/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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Surprise!

Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Happy?

SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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Surprise

iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Anonymous - 19/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML

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k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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TEAZO 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

summer_spell 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

TEAZO 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

jadore_me 0

Friday 7 August 2009 10:58

tht bitch.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:05

rip her **** off and glue 'em to his eyes :)

tellithowitis 13

Monday 25 April 2011 22:33

throw the flowers at his face

sheagstaz 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:35

*slap*

zakkyzebra 11

Friday 24 June 2011 10:33

"Just me, bitch- I mean baby!"

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:07

Agree with #1. I'm sure there's someone else worthy of you and all your effort.

goosemanrocks 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:08

OUCH! i had to read that one a few times to get it. why would anyone DO that!?

summer_spell 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

MrsCunny 1

Friday 10 February 2012 21:15

So true

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:14

sounds like a three-some opportunity to me. you said he was handsome...

chungy92 5

Friday 23 July 2010 15:24

you pervert..

alex_vik 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:15

I wonder what that guy thought when he found out why you were there.

RHK_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:16

Seems like YOU were the one who got the surprise...

soxgrl33 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:21

I agree with #4.

your_boss 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:25

dude dont call ur rival in love "handsom" and ur girlfriend's a bitch lol

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Saturday 18 August 2012 2:59

Rival?.. As if you're supposed to fight over someone who cheats on you, you don't.. You just walk away, or beat the shit out of both of them!

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Thursday 11 July 2013 19:28

The guy did nothing wrong if he didn't know about the relationship, his girlfriend is the bitch here,

giganoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:29

Is it just me, or do we start to make big romantic gestures right when we subconsciously sense our relationships going down the tubes?

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Today, while staying at my mother-in-law's house, I came back from a family gathering to find that her dogs had ruined my laptop charger. This is after she assured me I didn't have to worry about them doing it. FML

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