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Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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Nooooooo… !

Nicole Jones - 01/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML

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Anonymous - 31/03/2018 15:00

Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML

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Pennies From Heaven

Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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Overreaction

sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2022 0:52

Since when leather is afraid of milkshake?

Bogrbon 27

Friday 18 March 2022 17:05

Was her name Karen by chance?

SamanthaThe1st 22

Friday 18 March 2022 3:49

Is that when you broke her jaw with a wine glass and proceeded to kick the shit out of her with your fellow mafiosos?

Marcella1016 31

Friday 18 March 2022 5:55

That’s...oddly specific lol

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Friday 18 March 2022 9:26

l don't picture wine being sold with milkshakes for some reason.

dewoe 14

Saturday 19 March 2022 1:55

Don’t you mean the bottle?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 20 March 2022 4:28

The Karen would certainly deserve it. Or...speak to the Godfather and leave a freshly-cut purse strap on her pillow.

Bogrbon 27

Friday 18 March 2022 17:05

Was her name Karen by chance?

rudico67 8

Saturday 19 March 2022 3:02

It probably looks better now! LV stuff is so UGLY! Sorry you had to deal with this

It_gets_better 19

Saturday 19 March 2022 3:27

Okay but.. it probably did. They cost 1.5-3x my rent... (yeah she was a jerk) but it's not "oh accidents happen" when there's real property damage...

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Sunday 20 March 2022 0:52

Since when leather is afraid of milkshake?

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Tuesday 22 March 2022 1:37

People who act like that are not happy with their lives. We all make mistakes op

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Today, I was helping my boyfriend of 8 years set up his Google Mini after he complained a thousand times that it wasn't working. As I successfully set up, I got to the part where one can set up speed dial contacts and we looked for my contact on his phone. I saw my name was saved as 'Lust'. FML

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Today, while I was pooping on company time, a little constipated, I saw a spider full speed running towards me, as I’m mid grunt. This makes my asshole slam shut and set my feet flailing to stomp it before it got any closer. Now I have heart palpitations and I feel violated. FML

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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML

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Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML

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Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML

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