Intimacy What are you doing in there?

What are you doing in there?

sam - 02/05/2010 00:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML

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ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Unistudent - 30/01/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML

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NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Sunday 2 May 2010 9:04

lol you ****** in the handi capped bathroom? That adds shame to the walk of shame!

manbizzle 1

Sunday 2 May 2010 9:08

That's just foul.

kk2krazee 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 15:51

That nasty as hell... those places are plastered with all sorts of germs.

jjhtown 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 16:02

well at least u got some :)

Drummer389000 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 16:14

**** in the woods or something. not a toilet haha ;) just in case that happens. that'll be spontanious. ;)

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Sunday 2 May 2010 16:37

Well, seeing as you are both retarded the handicapped bathroom would be the appropriate place.

adharkach 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:07

surprised none has played the "omg sex before marriage" card yet.

sleepygamer 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:50

Let me do that for you, just to clear the air. *Ahem* OMG you ***** why did you **** someone before MARRYING them!?! You are a ******* DISGRACE. Doing the thing that has PROPAGATED the HUMAN ******* RACE since BEFORE RELIGION and certainly BEFORE MARRIAGE is SICK and WRONG. You deserve to be STONED and not in the SICK and WRONG way that TEENS and HIGH POWERED BUSINESSMEN WITH PADDED SHOULDERS do. How could you let him stick his DINGLE in your LADY GARDEN YOU ****? Don't you REALISE that it makes [DEITY] WEEP?! [/sarcasm] That pretty much sums up my thoughts when I read people go on about sex before marriage, only inverted.

sleepygamer 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:52

And if you just read the words I capitalized, it's even more amusing! OMG ***** **** MARRYING!?! ******* DISGRACE PROPAGATED HUMAN ******* RACE BEFORE RELIGION BEFORE MARRIAGE SICK WRONG. STONED SICK WRONG TEENS HIGH POWERED BUSINESSMEN WITH PADDED SHOULDERS. DINGLE LADY GARDEN YOU ****. REALISE [DEITY] WEEP?!