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Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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fuckcops - 13/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML

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NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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schwancy 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:08

There are other places that serve sundaes.

spoilt_ 15

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:12

don't eat your feelings! you'll get fat and end up even more depressed

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 28 October 2010 10:59

YDI for emotional eating. You ever heard of therapy? Art? Exercise?

TwoFootedMan 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:39

Fatty.

Natsumi_Ryuu 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 20:46

You totally deserve it. Unless you forgot your own birthday, there's no valid excuse for letting your registration expire.

mlia172 0

Friday 4 February 2011 13:26

McDonald's wouldn't be closed...it's open for 24 hours!

Lady_T 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:16

you're dumb. mcdonalds is open 24/7

natnatkat 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:14

Ew. Mcdonalds? Really?

whiterabbit420 4

Friday 6 January 2012 4:03

Way to have your shit together, OP. YDI all the way.

imHighoffLife 0

Monday 6 February 2012 1:47

Awh:(

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:22

not all mcdonalds are open 24 hours dip shitttzz!!!!

ucoolgirl31 20

Monday 7 May 2012 3:29

Whoa wait, when is McDonalds ever closed??

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