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What a tool

kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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This is a robbery

Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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Can't have friends

Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

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BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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Anonymous - 29/03/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

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alex - 14/03/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

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oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML

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tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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HEY YOU

stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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GrinchFu1 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

You mean your ex-boyfriend, right!?

Lachie20001 21

Tuesday 2 June 2015 6:58

Time to ditch him instead.

BergerL 13

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:07

He is just an asshole , right ?

baileym27 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:38

Break up with his ass

GermanRanger 7

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:41

Break up with that pussy

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 15 June 2015 10:20

Hey. You wanted GENDER EQUALITY. You got it!

Ray3355 7

Tuesday 16 June 2015 11:57

what a dastard bastard

deviousangel89 13

Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:07

Time to get a new boyfriend...

LoZelda123 20

Monday 29 June 2015 23:26

I hope the mugger took pity on you and left you alone -_-; That was so terrible of your (ex?)boyfriend to leave you in such a dangerous situation FYL

gothchick92 2

Monday 29 June 2015 23:30

Do a follow up plz and I hope you found your boyfriend and dump him, he is a loser and a coward.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 19 July 2017 16:08

Man.exe has stopped running. Temporarily running pussy.exe to comprehend. Would you like to send a report?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 19 July 2017 16:10

If I was in your bfs situation, I'd propably shit my pants. But I wouldn't leave my gf there. If anything I'd punch that son of a bitch... Or pull out my swiss pocket knife and have an awesome knifefight.... (But still shit my pants)