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zerom - 23/07/2011 00:52 - France

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

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Anonymous - 09/01/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML

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Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

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Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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Noname - 12/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed that all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue ones. FML

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queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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jezusflowers - 07/05/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML

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lalala2589 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

That's when you bet another €100 that firetrucks aren't cars then wait for the next 3 cars.

Sylverstone 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:57

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nikki0627 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:08

Ahh this is too funny (:

BigDaddyWilkWilk 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:09

it's white. if you were still curious.

BigDaddyWilkWilk 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:12

Damn, google says silver. But Black is second so you probably would have won if some a-hole's house wasn't burning down. :P

spazz666 18

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:13

Actually I believe its gray/silver. Red is also very common, but it is the most expensive color to paint a car considering car insurance will be higher on a red vehicle than the same vehicle in another color. It's proven that red is a dangerous color (; seriously though, the color red on a car is negatively connected to car crashes statistically.

rhpsfan9 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:10

Shouldn't have counted the fire trucks and waited for the next set of vehicles.

perdix 29

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:11

Find out when the next funeral is and then bet him double-or-nothing just before the precession begins.

Uraharas_Bankai 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:15

I see that most of the commenters don't seem worried about where the fire trucks were going, and I think those who needed them have more reason to say "FML"